Only a small minority of individuals on this planet have ever dared to attempt to contact and ask me questions... but I can read minds telepatically, so I can sense what questions visitors of this website may be thinking about

How old is the Tymeggs?

I was born on September 18th, 2007, do the math yourself

Why is the Tymeggs?

A question that I never learned the answer to, I too sometimes ponder upon this, only to come out empty-handed, I too do not understand why.

When is the Tymeggs?

Now.

Where can one purchase such fine musics from Tymeggs?

www.smiley-face-records.com

Oughhhh Tymeggs, please rub my big fat inflated belly and lick my feet, oughhhh I want youuuu

Please never email me again.

Does the Tymeggs believe in God?

I do, I believe all Gods exist in their own rights. I believe that upon death, your soul is sent to a reception desk where they do background searches on you and send you to the appropriate afterlife.

Who is Mario Marioskey?

None of your fucking business, we do not speak of him.

Jesus Christ, see a fucking psychiatrist.

I'm afraid you've gotten the wrong person, my name is not "Jesus Christ". But I do believe you can find him over at www.christianity.com

Do you miss me?

Sometimes when I touch myself.